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      01-15-2022, 02:14 PM   #17
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We love it so much we got married there. Graceland Chapel. Elvis "Blue Hawaii" package. Fantastic. That was 11 years ago. One of these days we will go back and renew our vows and do it all again.

A word of advice for anyone considering getting married in Vegas. When all your rational friends tell you "Dude, DO NOT have your bachelor party the night before the wedding. It's Vegas, that shit cant be controlled." Listen to them. Our wedding day was bar-none the worst hangover of my life. I remember virtually nothing of my bachelor party after dinner which would have been about 9:00 PM. Got back to the hotel around 3:00 AM. I'm told I had a really good time. I was still drunk at lunchtime the day after the party. Started sobering up around 2:00 and then the hangover set in. Just in time for the wedding at 7:00 PM. We had a couples massage at the hotel scheduled for the afternoon, just before the wedding. I was face down on the table doing everything I could do not the vomit through the face hole and onto the masseuse's shoes.
11 years ago that sounds hella fun…..today, absolute misery!
We play at MGM properties and stayed at Paris. My wife and her childhood Vegas friend went to the bar under the Eiffel Tower and someone roofied her. I went out gambling so they could chill and talk about their old times. I ended up calling the police to try to find her. She wouldn’t answer her phone, her friend had no idea what happened to her. She had left to go home and apparently my wife passed out in the casino bathroom and someone found her. The Paris security brought her home and I found her passed out in our bathtub. Poor girl was dead to the world the whole next day. I felt terrible for her but she didn’t want me in the room while she was dying so I proceeded to have a solo day, started drinking at Paris and lost it about Caesar’s I think. Lost an expensive pair of Prada glasses, spent unk $$$$ and stumbled home from Caesar’s to Paris which as you all know looks like 2 blocks but ends up being 328 miles when you’re drunk
ROFL. The pain....the pain.
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