I had a "wonderful" 118i for the day. It was painful.
I left the dealership in my 340 in the evening like an utter twat sending it sideways into the main road with a huge grin on my face and gunshots from the exhaust.
Going back in for some replacement alloys in a couple of weeks and I've been told they dont have any of their "loan cars" available but I'll get something "from the other stock". No clue what that is but hopefully its fun. A colleague had a 435D convertible from the "other stock" for a few weeks.