[Maynard]

I attended the 'unveiling' of the new 2gran coupe two weeks ago, and I was amused by the 'Schwag bag' contents. Turns out it was just another sign of the engineering genius at work: first the obligatory dealership coffee mug and BMW keychain (they must have a warehouse full of these from back in the 90's when people still used keys?). But the rest of the stuff was a hoot: a mini size 1oz Purell; one of those pocket sized Kleenex packs (with inspirational saying: 'believe in yourself'), and a 2 pack of BMW labeled golf balls.

So there you have it, go out and play golf - the only safe recreational activity left? At least it is until the crowd bunches up behind those idiots who try to time their shot thru the windmill.....