Pointless comparison with a Golf R as they're different classes of car?
M135i fair enough.
In honesty I thoguht the 'review' was one of the vaguest things I've seen with a few bits of humour forced in. Hardly insighful and like most 'reviews' these days, we could have written all the cliches ourselves.
Good Job the world is starved of 'content'.
Meooow over!