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An 8 yr old and a 7yr old are in their bedroom.

The 8yr old looks at his brother and says, "I think it's time we start swearing."

The brother nods in agreement.

"When we go downstairs, I'll be the first to swear and then you swear" says the 8yr old.

The two brothers go downstairs and the mother asks what they want for breakfast.

"I'll have a bowl of cocoa puffs, bitch!"

The mother smacks the kid so hard that he flies out of his chair.

The mother asks the 7yr old what he wants. Stunned, the 7yr old says, "I don't know, but it won't be fucking cocoa puffs!"