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Originally Posted by King Rudi
I thought I was an aggressive driver. Your rants remind me of myself speaking while not at work. I've been told my rants sound like mix-mosh of Andrew Dice Clay and Dennis Leary.
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I hail from a long line of Irish ranters. At the age of 3 or 4, I heard my Grandpa swearing under his breath for what seemed like minutes on end, unaware that I was within earshot. My young ears had never beheld these words I was hearing, since in those days a gentleman never (knowingly, at least) swore around women or kids.
I went and found my Grandma and proudly announced to her that "I heard Grandpa talking Irish!" She was very skeptical and puzzled. "What did it sound like?" she asked. I did my best to do a mumble-mouthed impression of it. She laughed and with a wry smile said "Lad, that wasn't Irish. And I better never hear such things coming out of your young mouth."