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Originally Posted by cmyx6go
My Bird Day is in November. I must confess though, as much as I love to cook, I've never cooked a turkey. I have this paranoia about screwing it up and all anyone will remember is how bad my turkey was for Thanksgiving.  |
Then you can just go out to a Chinese restaurant and get duck. Tell them to cut the head off in back
(A Christmas Story, Bumpus dogs)